I love Harry Potter fans.

The only fall I've had in the snow

Trust me. Twas a damn graceful recovery.

Courting Miss Eyre

Mr Rochester is my favourite literary hero but the man is a dick.

How to write a dissertation

This sums up my whole November.

One of my first experiences of Glasgow...

...was finding a knife. It's like an initiation.

That cat

It definitely wants me dead. I prefer dogs anyway.

Every Literature Society Meeting

It always ends in a mess of homo-eroticism.

A pun

Okay, so maybe it wasn't a pun.

Cancerpants

Not the cheeriest week of my life.

And so the cycle of life continues

I seem to be the kind of person you can buy novelty pens for.

All too often

I get rather involved in daydreams. Mostly I realise I've been unwittingly pulling some facial expression that real life didn't require of me.

Thanks Dad.

Charming as ever.

How clever I am

TMI? You bet your sweet bippy.

I swear to God Debeham's near killed me

No matter the enthusiasm I start a day of shopping with, it will always in despair and a bit of a huff.

Who needs peer pressure

My parents are a terrible influence.

Catchphrases o' Japan pt. 2

The original tigapunch http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/672/

Weird times

I didn't need to see that nipple piercing.

and I eat fruit a LOT.

Makin' Zines

I love those science lovin' crabs. Yuss I do.

Witty as fuck

What a comeback.

I should be ashamed. I'm not though.

I really didn't need to know

My cousin decided to show me all the toys under the bed I was to sleep in. Reassuring.

Nicknames

I have a habit of always acquiring male nicknames. It worries me. Admittedly the current Chomsky is a last name so not really gendered but it was after Noam, not a lady. As a side note the reference to Noam Chomsky is not a compliment to my intelligence but rather how easily amused I am by gnomes. I'm sure he'd be honoured to know that.

Catchphrases of my trip to Japan

I went to Japan last Easter. Spending two weeks with one person makes your conversations somewhat repetitive. I prefer to call them catchphrases.

My attempts to play the piano...