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If my mother has taught me anything it's why answer a question when you can just dance.

My Dad wrote a song

Wind elves wear thigh high boots, yeah? Yeah, I thought so.

Can You Beat Ken?

We got the game. We didn't beat Ken.

Summer babysitting pt 2.

The pashmina returns. Playing with blankets ended up being surprisingly violent.

Summer babysitting pt 1.

It was actually a green pashmina. Which is worth knowing.

Last summer

Signs are liars.

Christmas Dinner Conversation

And then the napkin was covered in penis drawings.