My penguin's on fire

Saturday, 1 September 2012

Good to see you too, sis.

The Littlefinger game- unexpectedly whisper something mundane to someone and then threaten to kill them if they tell anyone else.

Bonus game- say 'Play with her ass,' at the least appropriate possible time.

If anyone doesn't read/watch Game of Throne, I'm sorry, you are missing out.

Once in a while I got a free book, then one day I got 9. It was the best of days.

Thank you Dad for the bottle of Jack Daniels, thank you Liz for forgiving me the damage and thank you Laura for taking care of us all.

If you are unfamiliar with The Princess Bride, correct that immediately.

It turns out claiming to be Charles II is less controversial.

A week. A week of bagpipes.

Scotland stopped being Scotland last week. Thank God that's probably the summer over with.